# Assessment of Terrorism from Slovenia

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**Created:** [May 16, 2007, 7:00pm UTC](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/t/assessment-of-terrorism-from-slovenia/3788 "2007-05-16T19:00:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Don\_Croft](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/user_avatar/forum.orgones.co.uk/don_croft/32/124_2.png) [@Don\_Croft](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/u/Don_Croft)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 7:00pm UTC](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/t/assessment-of-terrorism-from-slovenia/3788/1 "2007-05-16T19:00:00Z")

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Dear Don,  
this joke maybe will make you smile…we all need this…I mean laugh…

Have a nice day!  
Meta

Things are getting serious in Europe.

Heightened Security  
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist  
threats  
e.g., Iranians capture British marines) and have raised their security  
level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be  
raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have  
not  
been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but  
ran  
out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody  
Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance"  
warning  
level was during the Great Fire of 1666.

The French government also announced yesterday that it has raised its  
terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in  
France are “Surrender” and “Collaborate.” The rise was precipitated by  
a  
recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively  
paralyzing the country’s military capability.

It’s not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of  
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and  
Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain:  
“Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful  
Arrogance"  
to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two  
higher  
levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only  
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to  
deploy.  
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish  
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.