# FBI As Public Servants-1

**URL:** <https://forum.orgones.co.uk/t/fbi-as-public-servants-1/1148>\
**Category:** Tips and Strategies\
**Created:** [January 8, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/t/fbi-as-public-servants-1/1148 "2006-01-08T19:00:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![AndySchwarm](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AndySchwarm](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/u/AndySchwarm)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/t/fbi-as-public-servants-1/1148/1 "2006-01-08T19:00:00Z")

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I couldn’t reply to Don’s post, I got a weird Mysql error report. I think that’s just the Fud’s way of tryin to prevent me from posting this:  
————————————————————————————————-The NYPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that  
they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President  
decides to give them a test.He releases a rabbit into a  
forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the  
forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After  
three months of extensive investigations they conclude that  
rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the  
forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and  
they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The NYPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly  
beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a  
rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”