# FBI as public servants

**URL:** <https://forum.orgones.co.uk/t/fbi-as-public-servants/1149>\
**Category:** Tips and Strategies\
**Created:** [January 7, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/t/fbi-as-public-servants/1149 "2006-01-07T19:00:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Don\_Croft](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/user_avatar/forum.orgones.co.uk/don_croft/32/124_2.png) [@Don\_Croft](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/u/Don_Croft)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/t/fbi-as-public-servants/1149/1 "2006-01-07T19:00:00Z")

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\> Somewhere in Georgia…  
\> “Hello? Is this the FBI?”  
\> “Yes. What can I do for you?”  
\> “I’m calling to report on my neighbor Virgil Smith.  
\> He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood!”  
\> “Thank you very much for the call, sir.”  
\> The next day, the FBI agents descended on Virgil’s house.  
\> They search the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes they bust  
\> open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana.  
\> They sneered at Virgil as they left.  
\> A few minutes later, Virgil’s phone rang. “Hey, Virgil. This  
\> here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?”  
\> “Yeah!”  
\> “Did they chop your firewood?”  
\> “Sure did.”  
\> “Happy Birthday, buddy!”