# Five Pearls of Scottish Wisdom

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**Created:** [July 9, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/t/five-pearls-of-scottish-wisdom/2640 "2011-07-09T19:00:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Don\_Croft](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/user_avatar/forum.orgones.co.uk/don_croft/32/124_2.png) [@Don\_Croft](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/u/Don_Croft)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/t/five-pearls-of-scottish-wisdom/2640/1 "2011-07-09T19:00:00Z")

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Thanks, Meta in Slovenia, for sending this:

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  1. Money cannot buy happiness but…somehow, its more comfortable to  
cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.\*\*\*\*\*

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  1. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.\*\*\*\*\*

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  1. Help a man when he is in trouble & he will remember you when he is  
in trouble again.\*\*\*\*\*

- 4.Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.\*\*\*\*\*

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  1. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.\*\*\*\*