# More Pearls of Wisdom from Oz

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**Author:** ![Don\_Croft](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/user_avatar/forum.orgones.co.uk/don_croft/32/124_2.png) [@Don\_Croft](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/u/Don_Croft)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://forum.orgones.co.uk/t/more-pearls-of-wisdom-from-oz/2736/1 "2011-02-25T19:00:00Z")

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Thank you, James. ~Don

Subject: Ten points to ponder…

Number 10  
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9  
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8  
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7  
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6  
Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything,  
but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5  
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4  
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3  
Why does a slight tax increase cost you u $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2  
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.  
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought  
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- – - and as someone recently said to me :  
“Don’t worry about old age–it doesn’t last that long.”

I found this one slightly troubling.