The longevity of the Black-capped chickadee increased by 30% from 1973 to 2021; The longevity of the Laysan albatross increased 70% from 2002 to 2021
Originally published out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, November 19, 2021
”No one surfed like Eddie. He would take off on a huge scary wave, and he’d be sliding down it with the biggest smile you ever saw. The rest of us were nervous. Eddie belonged there; it was his home."
- Eddie Aikau’s brother, Clyde
(Eddie Aikau, North Shore, Oahu)
From 2000 to 2021, the longevity of the Laysan albatross increased by 70%, from 40 years to 70 years.
In February 2021, National Geographic said “The world’s oldest known wild bird just turned 70 - why she’s so special”.
It’s a careful bit of what people in the propaganda trade refer to as “tradecraft”, in which the author carefully obfuscated the name of the bird, and also the word “record”. The “why she’s so special” pabulum on the back end infers that the as-yet unidentified bird is some sort of genetic freak.
(“Wisdom, who turned 70 this year, sits on her egg at the Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge in November 2020” - the caption of the photograph omits any mention of species, and also the word “record”, to continue to make the subject as unsearchable as possible)
Pabulum - noun - bland or insipid intellectual fare, entertainment, etc.; pap
The article continues: “The world’s oldest known wild bird just turned 70—why she’s so special”. The author has repeated the headline. This is a tactic employed to cause the thirty to forty percent of readers who made it past the headline to, wait for it, stop reading.
Tirelessly, the author, Kim Steutermann Rogers, omits the name of the species, and the word “record”, to continue to make the subject as unsearchable as possible.
The article continues: “Wisdom the albatross, who has survived tsunamis, outlived most of her mates, and raised over 40 chicks, is pushing the boundaries of what we thought birds could do.”
They’re posturing, nay, piling on, with a lot of women’s liberation rhetoric in there. It is, once again, as if she’s “some special exception”. With the truth of the matter being that bird longevity records were dropping right and left - not to mention longevity records for all other species - at the moment that this “hit piece” was written.
“Outlived most of her mates” is a bald-faced ruse - with the truth being that longevity is increasing across the species.
There’s no mention in the National Geographic article as to what the age of the record-holder was, or when it was set. That’s another example of the propaganda technique known as “compartmentalization”.
According to the Orthodoxy of mean-spirited Western materialism, organisms grow to a genetically-determined maximum lifespan, and so longevity records should and would necessarily increase only by incremental margins. Yet, here, the record has increased by a quantum, historically-unprecedented margin…with no comment as to how or why that could be possible from the author of the article, who, I must remind the reader, loves them some seabirds like it’s their job. That’s an example of the propaganda technique known as “stonewalling”.
Here’s the author, Kim Steutermann Rogers’ picture, using a purportedly-secret Illuminist hand gesture, with her left hand:
(Kim Steutermann Rogers, who made no comment as to how or why the longevity of the Laysan albatross increased 70% from 2002 to 2021, using a purportedly-secret Illuminist “gesture of recognition to her chin, with her left hand. Note green Kabbalist “tree of life” background.)
Now here’s a high-ranking Illuminist, using a purportedly-secret Illuminist hand gesture, with his left hand:
(A high-ranking Illuminist, using a purportedly-secret Illuminist “gesture of recognition” to his chin, with his left hand)
Now here’s a Full-stack Software Engineer, using a purportedly-secret Illuminist hand gesture:
(Full-stack Software Engineer, using a purportedly-secret Illuminist hand gesture. Green Kabbalist “tree of life” background.
I’ve included Kim’s photograph so that you could get a better idea of what a generational Satanist in a position of marginal influence looks like. They’re all genetically related to one another by bloodline. They’re hiding in plain sight in every city, town and village on Earth, figuring the rubes would never notice. It’s how the few have controlled the many, well, all the way back to Babylon, and before.
But they say that the hardest part of solving a problem is recognizing that you have one.
Don Croft used to say “parasites fear exposure above all else”.
I had to research another article, from Smithsonian Magazine, from 2021, that said “Just shy of 20 years ago, scientists thought the maximum age of the Laysan albatross was around 40 years”.
Wait, what? They’re pretending that scientists were “confused” or “mistaken”, er, just shy of 20 years ago. That’s to gymnastically avoid saying “the previous longevity record, from 2002, was 40 years”. It’s all so mysterious…we’re in the Middle Ages, you see.
The world’s oldest Laysan albatross, from 2021, was 70 years old, and thriving, and was 75% older than the previous 40 year old record holder from 2002 or earlier.
The longevity of the Laysan albatross increased 70% from 2002 to 2021, from 40 years to 70 years.
That’s because the longevity of any organism varies directly with the health of its etheric environment.
In November 2015, the Washington Post said “The oldest albatross other than Wisdom to lay an egg was Grandma of the Northern Royal species at age 61.”
The words “mystery”, “baffled” and “puzzled” are memes, used, among numerous similar variants, whenever anyone in the wholly-controlled-and-coopted Political, Academic, Scientific and Media establishments wants to lie about, well basically anything. One of those many variants is “stunned”. That’s why a ca.news.yahoo.com article from February 2013 said “World’s oldest wild bird stuns scientists by giving birth”.
As a bonus, the author carefully avoid using the words “albatross”, “record” and “longevity”.
Another article, from 2015, said “This bested the efforts of a New Zealand albatross by the name of Grandma, who became the previous record holder several years ago, at the age of 61.”
Another 2021 article said “Grandma hasn’t been seen in five years”.
If we use three as the minimum for the only-general “several”, we can conclude that the oldest albatross to lay an egg, from 2021, was 70, and was 15% older than the previous 61 year-old record holder from 2012.
Even though none of the rest of the professional bird researchers seem to, I find a 15% increase in the egg-laying age record to be extremely interesting, as it is a data point proving my thesis that the size, fertility and longevity of any organism vary directly with the health of its etheric environment.
From 2012 to 2021, the maximum egg-laying age of the Albatross increased by 15%, from 61 years to 70 years.
That’s because the fertility of any organism varies directly with the health of its etheric environment.
The longevity of the Black-capped chickadee increased by 30% from 1973 to 2021
In June 2021, adirondackexplorer.org said “Record-breaking bird: Oldest black-capped chickadee in U.S. recorded in Adirondacks”
I’m sure you noticed that “record-breaking bird” is general. The author knows that, since sixty to seventy percent of readers only read the headlines, this hedging generality goes a long way toward “compartmentalizing” awareness of the speed and magnitude of the increase in longevity I’m documenting here.
The author, Megan Plete Postol, tacked “recorded in Adirondacks” to give the subconscious of the Coincidence theorist reader the green light to say “oh, but someone must have recorded that incorrectly!” The propagandist knows that many or most readers will grasp virtually any straw, no matter how thin, to remain off the hook of personal responsibility.
The article goes on to say “The longevity record for black-capped chickadees has been brokenby a bird in Inlet.”
Where the general “record broken” is another hedging generality, put forward to once again “compartmentalize” awareness of the speed and magnitude of the increase in longevity I’m documenting here. With each passing sentence, the odds increase that the reader will bail, prior to getting to the data that the propagandist has, in journalistic parlance, “buried” lower in the article.
The article goes on to say “Banded and documented by retired forest ranger Gary Lee, the record-smashing bird’s age was logged at 11 years and nine months. This one broke the previous record of 11 years and six months set by a bird in Minnesota in 2011.”
Where the author provided the old and new records, but used the lurid-but-general hedge “record-smashing” in place of a far more impactful statistic to once again “compartmentalize” awareness of the speed and magnitude of the increase in longevity I’m documenting here. So, I had to do the math to learn that the world’s oldest Black-capped chickadee, from 2021, was 11 years, 9 months old, and was 2% older than the previous 11-year, 6-month-old record holder from 2011.
According to the Orthodoxy of mean-spirited Western materialism, organisms grow to a genetically-determined maximum lifespan, and so longevity records should and would necessarily increase only by incremental margins. Yet, here, as the author allows, the record has increased by large margin, which they described luridly but only-generally as “smashed”. With, I must add, no comment as to how or why that could be possible from the author of the article, who, I must remind the reader, loves them some birds like it’s their job. That’s an example of the propaganda technique known as “stonewalling”.
The words “mystery”, “baffled” and “puzzled” are memes, used, among numerous similar variants, whenever anyone in the wholly-controlled-and-coopted Political, Academic, Scientific and Media establishments wants to lie about, well basically anything. One of those many variants is “surprised”. That’s why a separate article that I researched on the 2011 record holder said “imagine my surprise and joy when, in late October of 1973 while banding birds at The Ridges, I recaptured one of those chickadees banded in early 1967. Obviously the bird was hatched during the summer of 1966 or earlier making it seven or more years old. One of the things that interested me was a definite growth of tiny grayish feathers mixed in with the black head feathers. The record age of a Black-capped Chickadee at the time, as far as I could determine, was nine years.”
The at-that-time world’s oldest Black-capped chickadee, from 2011, was 11 years, 6 months old, and was 28% older than a previous 9 year-old record holder from 1973.
According to the Orthodoxy of mean-spirited Western materialism, organisms grow to a genetically-determined maximum lifespan, and so longevity records should and would necessarily increase only by incremental margins. Yet, here, the record has increased by an historically-unprecedented, exponential margin. With, I must add, no comment as to how or why that could be possible from the author of the article, who, I must remind the reader, loves them some birds like it’s their job. That’s an example of the propaganda technique known as “stonewalling”.
The longevity of the Black-capped chickadee increased by 30% from 1973 to 2021, from 9 years to 11 years, 9 months.
Republished by Jeff Miller, Libertyville, PA, October 27, 2022
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