From 2023 to 2024, internet searches for flip phones among Gen Z and younger Millennials increased by 15,369%. USA Today’s Jennifer Jolly said “Flip phones are having a moment”

Now he walks in quiet solitude the forests and the streams
Seeking grace in every step he takes
His sight has turned inside himself to try and understand
The serenity of a clear blue mountain lake

From “Rocky Mountain High”, written by John Denver, 1972

I was in second grade when “Rocky Mountain High” came out, and thought it was fantastic. My friends laughed at me for liking John Denver.

Back in the early 2000’s, when the so-called “smartphone” was the hot new thing, I was carrying a flip phone. One of my relatives, who shall remain nameless, laughed out loud at me when she saw it. I’d call it more like a cackle.

cackle - verb (used without object) - to make the sharp broken noise or cry characteristic of a hen especially after laying 2. to laugh especially in a harsh or sharp manner.

At the height of the malefic devices’ popularity, I turned down multiple offers from multiple employers to buy me an iPhone for nearly a grand, and also pay for my plan.

And now, here, almost twenty years later, flip phone sales are exploding.

I mention it because it implies that everything else that I am ahead of the curve on will also become mainstream.

Which means a world without parasites.

THE DATA

From 2023 to 2024, internet searches for flip phones among Gen Z and younger Millennials increased by 15,369%.

On June 18, 2024, USA Today said “Flip phone sales are surging again”.

On August 8, 2024, npr.org rolled its eyes and sneered “Overwhelmed by your smartphone ? Switching to an old-fashioned flip phone might help”

On August 24, 2024, the Washington Post’s Mark Lukach said “I switched to a flip phone and dramatically improved my well-being”.

THE ARTICLES

JUNE 2024

On June 18, 2024, USA Today said “Flip phone sales are surging again”.

Where author Jennifer Jolly said “surging” because it is general.

As a propagandist, Ms. Jolly knows that, since sixty to seventy percent of readers only read the headlines, it goes a long way toward “compartmentalizing” awareness of the fact that flip phone sales have just increased suddenly and exponentially, regardless of culture or geography.

And, while most readers would not notice it, Jen has walked the plural “surging again” of the headline back to the singular “a moment”.

“Surging again” is a ruse, played to make you think that flip phone sales haven’t been, er, surging for two years straight, and in ever-greater quantities.

The article goes on to say “Flip phones are having a moment.”

Where “a moment” mitigates. It also implies a child having a tantrum, which demeans.

The article goes on to say “It’s true: People are snatching up those basic clamshell throwbacks of the early 2000s faster than a bag of discounted Reese’s the day after Halloween.”

Where “snatching up” and “discounted Reese’s the day after Halloween” conjures the image of greedy, stupid children, which demeans. Not only do they gobble candy, they gobble stale candy.

The article goes on to say “The reasons are simple: We’re burned out on our smartphones, social media, and passively allowing years of our lives to melt away mindlessly stuck on screens.”

Where the simplistic, demeaning “mindlessly stuck on screens” is a cover for “hopelessly addicted”.

The article goes on to say “Sales of simple flip “feature” phones − not the snazzy new Samsung Galaxy Flip5 or Fold5 smartphones − are up in the U.S. for the second year. According to the tech news site ZDNet, searches for flip phones are also surging, up “15,369% over the past year among Gen Z and younger Millennials,” writes contributor Artie Beaty.

From 2023 to 2024, internet searches for flip phones among Gen Z and younger Millennials increased by 15,369%.

USA Today’s Jennifer Jolly said “Flip phones are having a moment”.

Here’s Jennifer Jolly’s picture, with a Satanic green “tree of life” background, where she’s wearing a Satanic green necklace comprised of sun discs, where there is a sun disc over her left shoulder, where she’s looking to the left, where the image is constructed to focus attention on her left eye, and where she is making a purportedly-secret Masonic “gesture of recognition”.

Jennifer Jolly
(USA Today’s porn star-named Jennifer Jolly)

For any Coincidence theorists lingering in the readership, here is an 1831 image of a generational Satanist Freemason making the same purportedly-secret “gesture of recognition” that USA Today’s Jennifer Jolly is in the photo immediately above.

Purportedly-secret Masonic Gesture of Recognition from 1831
(1831 depiction of a purportedly-secret Masonic “gesture of recognition”)

And, because some respect only the lash, here is the LinkedIn profile picture of a Full Stack Developer, in a Satanic purple shirt, looking left, where the image is constructed to focus attention on their left eye, and where they are making the same purportedly-secret Masonic “gesture of recognition” that we’ve reviewed in the previous two images.

Full Stack Developer Purple
(Full Stack Developer)

Their left eyes are emphasized in this way because, to followers of the Left-hand path, the left eye is the “eye of Will” or the “eye of Horus”.

But don’t take my word for it:

‘The right eye is the Eye of Ra and the left is the Eye of Horus’.”

From “Freemasonry - Religion And Belief - The 3rd Temple”

Facebook: “Welcome to the Left-Hand-Path-Network, where Satanism is not about worship, but it’s study.

I have included these pictures so that you could get a better idea of what generational Satanist Freemasons down through the ages look like.

They figured that the rubes would never notice the coded visual imagery.

They are all related to one another through the maternal bloodline. They comprise roughly twenty percent of the populace, and are hiding in plain sight in every city, town and village on Earth. It’s how the few have controlled the many all the way back to Babylon, and before.

But they say that the hardest part of solving a problem is recognizing that you have one.

Don Croft used to say “Parasites fear exposure above all else”.

AUGUST 2024

On August 8, 2024, npr.org rolled its eyes and sneered “Overwhelmed by your smartphone ? Switching to an old-fashioned flip phone might help”.

Where author Mariella walks the flip phone which will incontrovertibly help you break your smartphone addiction back back to the conditional “might help”.

The demeaning “overwhelmed by your smartphone***?***” has the tone of a mother spoiling their child, and implies that the child is learning disabled.

The use of the term “old fashioned” is deployed to terrify the ensheepled conformist.

AUGUST 2024

On August 24, 2024, the Washington Post said “I switched to a flip phone and dramatically improved my well-being”.

Guest columnist Mark Lukach goes on to say “I long pondered switching to a flip phone, but I always found an excuse to stay. Ultimately it was two of my students, 15- and 18-year-old sisters, who pushed me over the edge. Word spread around school that they had bought flip phones. I didn’t need to hear any more, especially considering that I teach a class on purpose and community where we specifically look at how our phones can get in the way of both. If they were brave enough to take the plunge, I could, too.

I spent $9 on a flip phone, plus $120 for a year of unlimited talk and text on a new number. For the last five months, I haven’t carried an iPhone with me, just my flip phone.”

Where “always found an excuse to stay” is a cover for “hopelessly addicted”.

Here’s the graphic that accompanies the article.


(Smiling Millennial reclining on a flip phone in front of a nature scene featuring a clear blue mountain lake.)

Here’s Mark Lukatch’s picture, where he’s wearing a Satanic green shirt, and where the image is constructed to focus attention on his left eye.

Mark Lukatch
(Mark Lukatch)

Their left eyes are emphasized in this way because, to followers of the Left-hand path, the left eye is the “eye of Will” or the “eye of Horus”.

But don’t take my word for it:

‘The right eye is the Eye of Ra and the left is the Eye of Horus’.”

From “Freemasonry - Religion And Belief - The 3rd Temple”

Facebook: “Welcome to the Left-Hand-Path-Network, where Satanism is not about worship, but it’s study.

I have included these pictures so that you could get a better idea of what generational Satanist Freemasons down through the ages look like.

They figured that the rubes would never notice the coded visual imagery.

They are all related to one another through the maternal bloodline. They comprise roughly twenty percent of the populace, and are hiding in plain sight in every city, town and village on Earth. It’s how the few have controlled the many all the way back to Babylon, and before.

But they say that the hardest part of solving a problem is recognizing that you have one.

Don Croft used to say “Parasites fear exposure above all else”.

Jeff Miller, Honolulu, Hawaii, September 11, 2024

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