“A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways.”
From “The Prince”, by Niccolo Machiavelli, 1532
I don’t believe that these people will be in power very much longer.
Thanks for being here walking point with me.
THE DATA
From 1947 to 2022, the Colorado state record brook trout increased in size by 3%, from 7.63 pounds to 7.84 pounds.
From 1956 to 2021, the Alabama state record bonito, or little tunny increased in size by 5.6%, from 21 pounds to 22 pounds, 4 ounces.
The Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources’ David Rainer omitted the percentage, and said, only generally that the new record “snapped” and “eclipsed” the longest-held record, where “eclipsed” falsely implies that one record was just larger than another and, as a bonus, is also a thinly-veiled reference to the eclipses during which Illuminists most prefer to perform their human sacrifices.
The truth is that, sometime after 1956, the bonito, or little tunny winked out of existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama, and manifested there once again in 2021, when the etheric environment improved to the point where the species could once again manifest within it.
From 1990 to 2023, the Indiana state record burbot increased in size by 32%, from 7 pounds, 11 ounces to 10 pounds, 2 ounces.
From 2015 to 2019, the Alabama state record sheepshead increased in size by 2.3%, from 13 pounds, 9 ounces to 13 pounds, 14 ounces. Uglyfishing.com’s Captain Patrick Garmeson omitted the percentage, and referred to the margin only-generally as "5 ounces heavier".
From April 2015 to May 2022, the Alabama state record sheepshead increased in size by 5%, from 13 pounds, 9 ounces to 14 pounds, 4 ounces.
From 2019 to 2022, the 7% average annual increase in size of the Alabama state record sheepshead was 1,066% greater than its .6% average annual increase from 2015 to 2019.
The growth rate of the sheepshead in Alabama is increasing hyper-exponentially, going forward in time.
That’s not scientifically possible, at least not according to the rapidly-collapsing false Orthodoxy of mean-spirited Western materialism which holds that organisms grow in ever-smaller increments to a genetically-programmed maximum size, and that there is “no such thing as the ether”.
The truth is that the size, fertility, longevity, and very existence of any organism vary directly with the health of its etheric environment.
From 2019 to 2022, the Alabama state record sheepshead increased in size by 21%, from 13 pounds, 9 ounces to 16 pounds, 6 ounces.
From 2019 to May 2022, the Alabama state record sheepshead increased in size by 2.7%, from 13 pounds, 14 ounces to 14 pounds, 4 ounces. Mullet Wrapper’s David Thornton omitted the percentage, and referred to the margin only-generally as “eclipsed the former Alabama state record by 6 ounces!”
Where “eclipsed” falsely implies that one record was just larger than another. It obscures an exponential increase in size between the old record and the new. As a bonus, “eclipse” is also a thinly-veiled reference to the eclipses during which Illuminists most prefer to perform their human sacrifices. David threw the exclamation point on the end to distract the Punch and Judy crowd from the sleight-of-hand.
In July 2021, the almaco Jack winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It was caught by Tyler Van’t Hoff, and weighed 52 pounds, 14 ounces. There is just one, single news account documenting it, headlined “Davis’ Bait Turns Out to Be State Record Little Tunny”, in which the Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources’ David Rainer says only that it was “approved for the record books”.
In August 2021, the keeltail pomfret winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It was caught by William Tyler Cruitt, and weighed 29.44 pounds. There is just one, single news account documenting it, headlined “Davis’ Bait Turns Out to Be State Record Little Tunny”, in which the Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources’ David Rainer says only that it was “approved for the record books”.
In September 2021, the horse-eye jack winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It was caught by Bennie Goldman, Jr. and weighed 30 pounds, 4 ounces. In a remarkable display of slow-playing, the record wasn’t entered in the books until February 2022. There is one, single news account documenting it, headlined “Davis’ Bait Turns Out to Be State Record Little Tunny”, in which the Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources’ David Rainer says only that it was “approved for the record books”.
From October 2021 to October 2022, Alabama broke eleven saltwater state fishing records.
From October 2021 to October 2022, 5 of Alabama’s 11 state saltwater fishing records, or 46% were species never previously documented there. For the record, it was the horse-eye jack, the silvery john dory, the red cornetfish, the jolthead porgy, and the lizardfish.
Marine Resources Director Scott Bannon said it was because of “people learning how to fish for these species. People are learning to fish more specific and not as generic.”
Scott Bannon, Director of the Marine Resources Division with the Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources said it was because “More Alabamians are getting out on the water" to reinforce the false meme that it greater fishing skill or assiduousness that led to the sudden, exponential increase in size of fish in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama in 2022.
From May 2022 to August 2022, the 5% average monthly increase in size of the Alabama state record sheepshead was 4,900% greater than its .1% average monthly increase from April 2015 to May 2022.
Scott Bannon, Marine Resources Division Director with the Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources said “It’s amazing to see two big sheepshead like that, but that 16-pounder is an extraordinary fish. I don’t know, maybe we’ll start seeing more of these extraordinary fish with more people learning how to fish for these species. People are learning to fish more specific and not as generic.”
Where the Director of the state of Alabama’s Marine Resources Division walked the two largest sheepshead in the history of the state of Alabama back to merely “big”, and then reinforced the false meme that it was greater fishing skill or assiduousness that led to the sudden, exponential increase in size of the sheepshead in Alabama in 2022.
He said “seeing more of these extraordinary fish” to imply that they were there, all along, only nobody had looked for them with the proper assiduousness, previously.
From May 2022 to August 2022, the Alabama state record sheepshead increased in size by 15%, from 14 pounds, 4 ounces to 16 pounds, 6 ounces.
From May 2022 to August 2022, the average monthly increase in size of the Alabama state record sheepshead was 5%.
From May 2022 to November 2022, the Colorado catch-and-release state record brook trout increased in length by 13%, from 23.25 inches to 26.25 inches.
In May 2022, the silvery john dory winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It was caught by Mark Russo, and weighed 5 pounds, .28 ounces. There is just one, single news account documenting it, where wkrg.com’s David Greenburg says only “other record-breaking fish”.
In June 2022, the red cornetfish winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It was caught by Wayne Akin, and weighed 2 pounds, 5.4 ounces. There is just one, single news account documenting it, where wkrg.com’s David Greenburg says only “other record-breaking fish”.
In September 2022, the jolthead porgy winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It weighed 9 pounds, 2.88 ounces. Steve Bannon, the Director of the state of Alabama’s Marine Resources Division said it was because of "the change in effort, style of fishing and areas being fished”, to reinforced the false meme that it greater fishing skill or assiduousness that led to the sudden appearance of the jolthead porgy in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama in 2022.
In September 2022, the lizardfish winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It was caught by Nelson Wingo, and weighed 1 pound, 11.2 ounces. There is just one, single news account documenting it, where wkrg.com’s David Greenburg says only “other record-breaking fish”.
THE ARTICLES
THE COLORADO STATE RECORD BROOK TROUT
On November 21, 2022, foxnews.com said "Record trout caught in Colorado for 3rd time this year: ‘Really special fish’ ".
Where Cortney Moore said “record trout” to redact the word “brook” from “brook trout” to make the subject almost unsearchable. That’s an example of the propaganda technique known as “compartmentalization”.
With “record trout”, she’s obscured the margin between the old record and the new.
She said “record trout caught” to reinforce the false meme that it was more skillful or assiduous fishing that led to the sudden, exponential increase in size of the brook trout in Colorado in 2022.
The article goes on to say "Smiley’s trout measured 26.25 inches in length and 16 inches in girth, according to the CPW.
The state brook trout record has been broken three times in the last five months.
Tim Daniel, an angler from Granby, broke the brook trout record in May when he reeled in a 7.84-pound trout from Monarch Lake in Grand County, which measured 23.25 inches with a girth of 15.375 inches, according to the CPW."
With “broke the brook trout record”, Cortney has obscured the margin between the old record and the new.
She said “angler” and “reeled in” to reinforce the false meme that it was more skillful or assiduous fishing that led to the sudden, exponential increase in size of the brook trout in Colorado in 2022.
So, I had to do the math. From May 2022 to November 2022, the Colorado catch-and-release state record brook trout increased in length by 13%, from 23.25 inches to 26.25 inches.
The article goes on to say:
“Daniel’s catch broke the 7.63-pound brook trout record that was established in 1947 at Summit County’s Upper Cataract Lake.”
With “broke the 7.63-pound brook trout record”, Cortney has obscured the margin between the old record and the new.
So, I had to do the math. From 1947 to 2022, the Colorado state record brook trout increased in size by 3%, from 7.63 pounds to 7.84 pounds.
THE INDIANA STATE RECORD BURBOT
On January 4, 2023, kansascity.com said “Angler reels in ‘rare,’ record-breaking fish at Indiana lake. Then he caught another”.
Where author Aspen Pflughoeft said “record-breaking fish” to redact the word “burbot”, and then also cut the name of the lake, both to make the subject almost unsearchable. Those are examples of the propaganda technique known as “compartmentalization”. For the record, it’s Lake Michigan.
With “record breaking fish”, she’s obscured the gigantic, historically-unprecedented margin between the old record and the new.
Aspen said “angler” and “reels in” to reinforce the false meme that it was more skillful or assiduous fishing that led to the sudden, exponential increase in size of the Indiana state record burbot in 2023.
Then, spectacularly, Aspen called the fish which a couple of were caught in just a few hours “rare”.
In journalistic parlance, this is “buried” six paragraphs down:
“According to the Indiana Department of Natural Resources, the record-holding burbot was 7 pounds, 11 ounces, caught on Lake Michigan by Larry Malicki in 1990. Skafar’s first burbot weighed 9 pounds, 8 ounces, he said. His second fish weighed 10 pounds, 2 ounces, photos show.”
For grade school students researching the subject in the future, asking the average American in 2023 to read six paragraphs is like asking someone from the 1950’s to learn a new language in three weeks.
Then, I had to do the math.
From 1990 to 2023, the Indiana state record burbot increased in size by 32%, from 7 pounds, 11 ounces to 10 pounds, 2 ounces.
Such records are usually broken by tiny margins, as organisms will necessarily grow in ever-smaller increments to a genetically-programmed maximum size.
Or at least that’s what we’ve been assured by the rapidly-collapsing false Orthodoxy of mean-spirited Western materialism.
The truth is that the size, fertility, longevity, and very existence of any organism vary directly with the health of its etheric environment.
I’ll beg the reader to recall that fish don’t stop growing until they die, and so fish weight records are de facto longevity records.
What’s happened here is either that the burbot in Indiana suddenly increased exponentially in size in 2023, or, more probably, sometime after 1990, the burbot winked out of existence in Indiana, and came back into existence there in 2023, when the etheric environment improved to a point where the species could once again manifest there.
Further research and conversations with honest fisherman there will provide an answer to that question.
Here’s Aspen Pflughoeft’s picture:
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(Aspen Pflughoeft)
Can you see how the photograph is centered on her left eye? That’s because, to followers of the Left-hand path like Aspen, the left eye is the “eye of Will” or the “eye of Horus”.
But don’t take my word for it:
‘The right eye is the Eye of Ra and the left is the Eye of Horus’.”
From “Freemasonry - Religion And Belief - The 3rd Temple”
Facebook: “Welcome to the Left-Hand-Path-Network, where Satanism is not about worship, but it’s study.”
For any Coincidence theorist lingering in the readership, here’s another picture of Aspen Pflughoeft, where the image is centered on her left eye:
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(Aspen Pflughoeft)
I have included Aspen Pflughoeft’s photograph so that you could get a better idea of what a generational Satanist Freemason in a position of marginal influence looks like.
She figured that the rubes would never notice the coded visual imagery.
They are all related to one another through the maternal bloodline. They comprise between twenty and thirty percent of the populace, and are hiding in plain sight in every city, town and village on Earth. It’s how the few have controlled the many all the way back to Babylon, and before.
But they say that the hardest part of solving a problem is recognizing that you have one.
Don Croft used to say “Parasites fear exposure above all else”.
Given the formulaic nature of the propaganda, it’s quite probable that these reporters are handed the releases by an agent up line from them. Then they append their names to it, and collect their paychecks.
THE TRANSFORMATION OF THE MARINE ENVIRONMENT IN ALABAMA
On January 11, 2023, wkrg.com said “11 saltwater fish records broken between Oct. 2021 to Oct. 2022: Alabama Gulf Seafood”.
Where, using a time-honored propaganda technique, author Brett Greenberg mashed 11 different fish records together, to reduce the amount of searchable articles by over 90%. Did you notice how the headline doesn’t contain any searchable fish names?
It’s an example of the propaganda technique known as “compartmentalization”.
The article goes on to say “Alabama Gulf Seafood announced 11 saltwater fish broke records from October 2021 and October 2022, according to a release.”
For those new to the game, repeating the headline in the first line of the article is a violent cue for the subconscious to stop reading immediately.
The article goes on to say "All 11 fish have been entered into the state record books. Two of these were at the top spot for just a few months. ‘We are thrilled about both the size and number of fish we are seeing from our anglers,’ said Scott Bannon, Director of the Marine Resources Division with the Alabama Department of
Conservation and Natural Resources. “More Alabamians are getting out on the water and enjoying our state’s abundant fishing opportunities.”
Where, with “more Alabamians are getting out on the water”, Director of the Marine Resources Division with the Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources Scott Bannon reinforced the false meme that it greater fishing skill or assiduousness that led to the sudden, exponential increase in size of fish in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama in 2022.
The article goes on to say "The sheepshead fish, “a common catch among anglers in Alabama waters,” and the permit fish had “records broken twice for the biggest fish of its kind caught to date.”
For the sheepshead, Wesley Olsen held the state record for “a matter of months” with a 14 pound, 4 ounce catch before Kendale Jeans caught one weighing 16 pounds, 6.6 ounces.
Annalise Wilson held the state record for the permit with a 6 pound, 0.54 ounce catch for 10 months. Patrick Willis broke that record with a 8 pound, 2.4 ounce catch.
I had to look up a separate article, by mulletwrapper.net’s David Thornton, to learn “The very first fish landed was Wesley’s remarkably memorable sheepshead. A nearly 27-inch long, 14-pound 4-ounce sheepshead which eclipsed the former Alabama state record by 6 ounces!”
Where “eclipsed” falsely implies that one record was just larger than another. It obscures an exponential increase in size between the old record and the new. As a bonus, “eclipse” is also a thinly-veiled reference to the eclipses during which Illuminists most prefer to perform their human sacrifices.
From Mullet Wrapper’s David Thorton called the largest sheepshead in the history of the state of Alabama “remarkably memorable”.
Since David obfuscated the date of the previous record holder, I had to look up yet another article from 2019, written by uglyfishing.com’s Captain Patrick Garmeson, who said “Craig waited till the scale settled on 13 pounds, 14oz which was officially 5 ounces heavier than Branden’s 2015 record of 13 pounds, 9 ounces.”
And “Branden Collier had the previous Alabama state record sheepshead of 13 pounds, 9 ounces which he set on April 1, 2015.”
Now, at last, I can do the math.
From 2015 to 2019, the Alabama state record sheepshead increased in size by 2.3%, from 13 ponds, 9 ounces to 13 pounds, 14 ounces. Uglyfishing.com’s Captain Patrick Garmeson omitted the percentage, and referred to the margin only-generally as "5 ounces heavier".
From 2015 to 2019, the average annual increase in size of the Alabama state record sheepshead was .6%.
From April 2015 to May 2022, the Alabama state record sheepshead increased in size by 5%, from 13 pounds, 9 ounces to 14 pounds, 4 ounces.
From 2015 to May 2022, the average monthly increase in size of the Alabama state recor sheepshead was .1%.
From 2019 to 2022, the Alabama state record sheepshead increased in size by 21%, from 13 pounds, 9 ounces to 16 pounds, 6 ounces.
From 2019 to 2022, the average annual increase in size of the Alabama state record sheepshead was 7%.
From 2019 to 2022, the 7% average annual increase in size of the Alabama state record sheepshead was 1,066% greater than its .6% average annual increase from 2015 to 2019.
The growth rate of the sheepshead in Alabama is increasing hyper-exponentially, going forward in time.
That’s not scientifically possible, at least according to the rapidly-collapsing false Orthodoxy of mean-spirited Western materialism which holds that organisms grow in ever-smaller increments to a genetically-programmed maximum size, and that there is “no such thing as the ether”.
The truth is that the size, fertility, longevity, and very existence of any organism vary directly with the health of its etheric environment.
From May 2022 to August 2022, the Alabama state record sheepshead increased in size by 15%, from 14 pounds, 4 ounces to 16 pounds, 6 ounces.
From May 2022 to August 2022, the average monthly increase in size of the Alabama state record sheepshead was 5%.
From May 2022 to August 2022, the 5% average monthly increase in size of the Alabama state record sheepshead was 4,900% greater than its .1% average monthly increase from April 2015 to May 2022.
From 2019 to May 2022, the Alabama state record sheepshead increased in size by 2.7%, from 13 pounds, 14 ounces to 14 pounds, 4 ounces. Mullet Wrapper’s David Thornton omitted the percentage, and referred to the margin only-generally as “eclipsed the former Alabama state record by 6 ounces!”
Where “eclipsed” falsely implies that one record was just larger than another. It obscures an exponential increase in size between the old record and the new. As a bonus, “eclipse” is also a thinly-veiled reference to the eclipses during which Illuminists most prefer to perform their human sacrifices. David threw the exclamation point on the end to distract the Punch and Judy crowd from the sleight-of-hand.
On January 9, 2023, coastalanglermag.com said ““Those are two big sheepshead,” Scott Bannon, Marine Resources Division Director with the Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources said.”
Where Scott walked the biggest sheepshead in the history of the state of Alabama back to merely “big”.
The words “mystery”, “baffled” and “puzzled” are memes, used, among numerous similar variants, whenever anyone in the wholly-controlled-and-coopted Political, Academic, Scientific and Media establishments wants to lie about, well, basically anything. Two of those many variants are “amazed” and “extraordinary”. That’s why Scott goes on to say “It’s amazing to see two big sheepshead like that, but that 16-pounder is an extraordinary fish. I don’t know, maybe we’ll start seeing more of these extraordinary fish with more people learning how to fish for these species. People are learning to fish more specific and not as generic.”
Where the Director of the state of Alabama’s Marine Resources Division reinforced the false meme that it was greater fishing skill or assiduousness that led to the sudden, exponential increase in size of the sheepshead in Alabama in 2022.
And where “seeing more of these extraordinary fish” implies that they were there, all along, only nobody had looked for them with the proper assiduousness, previously.
The most amazing part of this gigantic propaganda hit-piece that no one will ever read is that, in journalistic parlance, wkrg.com’s David Greenburg “buried” the sudden explosion of new species winking into existence into the Gulf of Mexico way down at the bottom of his article:
"Another record fish was Chase Mitchell’s jolthead porgy that weighed 9 pounds, 2.88 ounces.
‘The porgy is a fish we’ve never had a category for before last year, when the record was established,’ Bannon said. “Now that record has been broken. Again, I think it’s because of the change in effort, style of fishing and areas being fished.”
Where, in a clever bit of sleight-of-hand, Steve Bannon, the Director of the state of Alabama’s Marine Resources Division said “before last year” to make the sudden, unexplained appearance of a new species in the Gulf of Mexico seem like old news.
In September 2022, the jolthead porgy winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It weighed 9 pounds, 2.88 ounces. Steve Bannon, the Director of the state of Alabama’s Marine Resources Division said it was because of "the change in effort, style of fishing and areas being fished.”
Wkrg.com’s David Greenburg’s hit piece staggers on like an undead zombie:
“Also going into the Alabama record books is a black jack caught by William Atkins at 13 pounds, 1.6 ounces; a blackline tilefish caught by Gavin Dunnam at 1 pound, 6.4 ounces; a horse-eye jack caught by Bennie Goldman Jr. at 30 pounds, 4 ounces; a red cornetfish caught by Wayne Akin at 2 pounds, 5.4 ounces; a silvery John Dory caught by Mark Russo at 5 pounds, 0.28 ounces; and a lizardfish caught by Nelson Wingo at 1 pound, 11.2 ounces.”
Can you see how David bravely omitted “for the first time” from “going into the Alabama record books”?
In September 2022, the black jack winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It was caught by William Atkins, and weighed 13 pounds, 1.6 ounces. There are no other news accounts of this catch.
In September 2022, the blackline tilefish winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It was caught by Gavin Dunnam, and weighed 1 pound, 6.4 ounces. There are no other news accounts of this catch.
In September 2021, the horse-eye jack winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It was caught by Bennie Goldman, Jr. and weighed 30 pounds, 4 ounces. In a remarkable display of slow-playing, the record wasn’t entered in the books until February 2022.
In September 2021, outdooralabama.com published the lone story on the sudden appearance of the horse-eyed jack, burying it in a story called “Davis’ Bait Turns Out to Be State Record Little Tunny”.
What’s so funny is that the story, written by the Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources’ David Rainer, is about the breaking of the longest-standing state record in the history of fishing in Alabama. He made sure to omit that from the headline, along with the sudden, unexplained appearance of the horse-eyed Jack.
David goes on to say:
“What Davis accomplished by hauling in that little tunny was snapping the longest-held record in the Alabama Marine Resources Division’s (MRD) saltwater record book. Davis’ bonito weighed 22 pounds, 4 ounces to eclipse the 21.0-pound mark set by W.A. March Jr. of Mobile in 1956.”
Where, with “hauling in”, the Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources’ David Rainer reinforced the false meme that it was greater fishing skill or assiduousness that led to the sudden, exponential increase in size of the little tunny in Alabama in 2022.
David said “eclipse” to falsely implies that one record was just larger than another. It obscures an exponential increase in size between the old record and the new. As a bonus, “eclipse” is also a thinly-veiled reference to the eclipses during which Illuminists most prefer to perform their human sacrifices.
Since David carefully hedged by omitting the specific percentage increase, I was forced to do the math.
From 1956 to 2021, the Alabama state record bonito, or little tunny increased in size by 5.6%, from 21 pounds to 22 pounds, 4 ounces. The Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources’ David Rainer omitted the percentage, and said, only generally that the new record “snapped” and “eclipsed” the longest-held record, where “eclipsed” falsely implies that one record was just larger than another and, as a bonus, is also a thinly-veiled reference to the eclipses during which Illuminists most prefer to perform their human sacrifices.
The truth is that, sometime after 1956, the bonito, or little tunny winked out of existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama, and manifested there once again in 2021, when the etheric environment improved to the point where the species could once again manifest within it.
The story goes on to say “Davis’ little tunny wasn’t the only fish recently approved for the record books. Tyler Van’t Hoff landed a 52-pound, 14-ounce Almaco jack. Bennie Goldman Jr. caught a 28-pound, 1-ounce horse-eye jack, and William Tyler Cruitt landed a keeltail pomfret that weighed 29.44 pounds.”
In July 2021, the almaco Jack winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It was caught by Tyler Van’t Hoff, and weighed 52 pounds, 14 ounces. There are is one, single news account documenting it, headlined “Davis’ Bait Turns Out to Be State Record Little Tunny”, in which the Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources’ David Rainer says only that it was “approved for the record books”.
In August 2021, the keeltail pomfret winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It was caught by William Tyler Cruitt, and weighed 29.44 pounds. There is just one, single news account documenting it, headlined “Davis’ Bait Turns Out to Be State Record Little Tunny”, in which the Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources’ David Rainer says only that it was “approved for the record books”.
The reason that wkrg.com’s David Greenburg’s crammed all this shit in here is that he didn’t think anyone on God’s green Earth would have the patience to wade through it and find the things he’d so carefully obfuscated.
But this vein of gold is too rich to stop mining, so on I must go:
“Full list of seven other record-breaking fish”
More new species, never before seen? Probably. We won’t know until we research them.
“Blackjack, 13lbs, 1.6oz — caught by William Atkins
Blackline Tilefish, 1lb, 6.4oz — caught by Gavin Dunnam
Horse-Eye Jack, 30lbs, 4oz — caught by Bennie Goldman Jr.
Jolthead Porgy, 9lbs, 2.88oz — caught by Chase Mitchell
Lizardfish, 1lb, 11.2oz — caught by Nelson Wingo
Red Cornetfish, 2lbs, 5.4oz — caught by Wayne Akin
Silvery John Dory, 5lbs, 0.28oz — caught by Mark Russo”
Ah, o.k. - we’ve got only three to go!
In September 2022, the Lizardfish winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It was caught by Nelson Wingo, and weighed 1 pound, 11.2 ounces. There is just one, single news account documenting it, where wkrg.com’s David Greenburg says only “other record-breaking fish”.
In June 2022, the red cornetfish winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It was caught by Wayne Akin, and weighed 2 pounds, 5.4 ounces. There is just one, single news account documenting it, where wkrg.com’s David Greenburg says only “other record-breaking fish”.
In May 2022, the silvery john dory winked into existence in the Gulf of Mexico off Alabama for the first time in history. It was caught by Mark Russo, and weighed 5 pounds, .28 ounces. There is just one, single news account documenting it, where wkrg.com’s David Greenburg says only “other record-breaking fish”.
Jeff Miller, Libertyville, IL, February 3, 2023
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