The Florida state record flathead catfish increased in size by 41.5% from 2004 to 2020. Its growth rate more than doubled from 2011 to 2016.

“Cunning grows in deceit at seeing itself discovered, and tries to deceive with truth itself.”

― From "The Art of Worldly Wisdom", by Balthasar Gracian, 1647





August 26, 2020 - North Dakotan reels in Montana state record fish

August 26, 2020 - Barkhamsted Woman Reels in Record Fish


Even though both of the headlines above use an identical format, on an identical date, a committed Coincidence Theorist would never see them as evidence of a Great Big Conspiracy.


June 29, 2020 - Edmond Man Reels In World Record Fish At Keystone Lake

July 22, 2020 - Junior Angler Reels in Monster Fish That May Be a Ruth Lake Record


A whole book full of identical examples would "prove" nothing to a Coincidence Theorist, whose interaction with the world is not intellectual, but rather religious.

A story from Montana from just this week says "A man synonymous with the Bismarck airport is now 'flying high' with 'one of the biggest fish tales ever told in Montana'."

Can you see how, yet again in this case, the type of fish is omitted from the headline, as it was in all the other examples? I'm pointing out the blatantly obvious because conditioning will cause the mind of the conditioned to blow right past such inconvenient truths.

Because the mind of many or most readers will grasp at virtually any straw to remain off the hook of personal responsibility.

"One of the biggest fish tales ever told" clearly states that it's a lie, a "fish tale". "Flying high" implies the fisherman is on drugs.

These aren't arguments put forward for the conscious mind, but are rather "spin" designed to catch the childlike subconscious.

The story continues: 

"On Sunday, August 16th, airport manager Greg Haug reeled in a substantial, super-sized salmon, shattering a 29-year-old “Big Sky Country” record. It turns out that “pretty darn nice” Chinook salmon weighed 32.05 pounds."

Where the largest chinook salmon in the history of the state of Montana was merely "substantial".

That story about the largest Chinook salmon in the history of Montana omits any mention of the previous record holder.

That's an example of a propaganda technique called "compartmentalization".

"Greg Hauge, a Bismarck, North Dakota, angler, caught the new Montana state record chinook salmon at Fort Peck Reservoir on Sunday. The fish tipped the scales at 32.05 pounds, was 38 1/8 inches long and 26.5 inches around.

The old record, set in October 1991, was a 38-inch chinook that weighed 31.13 pounds. Berkshire, New York, angler Carl Niles reeled in that fat fish. According to a 1992 Montana Standard column, the Montana record for chinook salmon was broken four times in 1990 before Niles got a firm hold on the record.

The largest chinook salmon in the history of the state of Montana wasn't a new exemplar for the species, but was rather "fat".

The Montana state record chinook salmon from 2020 weighed 32.05 pounds, and was 2.9% larger than the previous 31.13-pound record holder from 1991.

Such records are usually broken by tiny margins, as organisms grow in progressively smaller increments as they approach their maximum possible size.

Here the record was broken four times in one year, and then sat unbroken for almost thirty years, when it was suddenly broken by a large margin.

The Florida state record flathead catfish from August 2020 weighed 69.9 pounds, and was .7% larger than the previous 69.39-pound record holder from 2019.

That previous record holder from 2019 was 8.7% larger than the previous 63.8-pound record holder from 2016.

Such records are usually broken by tiny margins, as organisms grow in progressively smaller increments as they approach their maximum possible size.

That previous record holder from 2016 was 15.8% larger than the previous 55.05-pound record holder from 2011.

Such records are usually broken by tiny margins, as organisms grow in progressively smaller increments as they approach their maximum possible size.

That record holder from 2011 was 11.4% larger than the previous 49.39-pound record holder from 2004.

The Florida state record flathead catfish increased in size by 41.5% from 2004 to 2020. Wait, what? Can someone do a stand-up presentation for me as to how or why the fish is almost half again as large, after less than 20 years?

That's an average annual increase in size of 2.6% year over those 16 years.

From 2004 to 2011, the average annual increase in size was 1.6%.

From 2011 to 2016, the average annual increase in size was 3.95%.

Wait, what? The growth rate of the Florida state record flathead catfish has more than doubled, going forward in time. Can someone do a stand-up presentation for me as to how or why the growth rate of the fish suddenly more than doubled from 2011 to 2016?

From 2016 to 2019, the average annual increase in size was 2.9%.

From 2019 to 2020, the increase in size was .7%.

A story below from June 2020 says “We knew the record rock bass for New York state was 1 pound, 15 ounces, caught in 1984. I grabbed my digital scale and the fish was 2.02.”

The New York state record rock bass, from June 2020, was 3.2% larger than the previous record holder from 1984.

Such records are usually broken by tiny margins, as organisms grow in progressively smaller increments as they approach their maximum possible size.

Here the record sat unbroken for almost forty years, when it was suddenly broken by a large margin.

None of the stories in this article mentions that the record they feature is part of a larger, wider trend. That's another example of the propaganda technique known as "compartmentalization".

They're all desperate to keep you from realizing that the size, fertility and longevity of any organism varies directly with the health of its Etheric environment.







Jeff Miller, Brooklyn, New York, September 2, 2020






October 19, 2011 - Florida angler lands record flathead catfish

(carefully avoids saying "state record". - ed)

Auston, 33, was fishing Oct. 9 in the Yellow River with his good friend, Brandy Wallace, when he caught a flathead catfish weighing slightly more than 55 pounds. 

His fish was substantially larger than the existing Florida record flathead, a fish that weighed 49.39 pounds, caught in the Appalachicola River in 2004. 

(Again carefully avoids saying "state record" - ed)


May 22, 2016 - Teen Lands New State Record Florida Flathead

(omits "catfish", to avoid writing the less-searchable "flathead catfish"- ed)

At just 13 years young, Charles Patchen of Alabama, caught a 63.8-pound flathead catfish on the Chattahoochee River, in Jackson County on May 15, 2016. The official measurements were 48.03 inches in total length, with a girth of 35.43 inches. Patchen's catch smashed the previous florida flathead state record by more than eight pounds.

(Uses the lurid but general "smashed" and "by more than eight pounds" to avoid printing the far more impactful statistic that I was forced to do the math to learn. - ed)


July 3, 2019 - FWC certifies new state record flathead catfish

(Uses "FWC" to avoid saying "Florida state record flathead catfish" - ed)

Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) fisheries biologists certified a new state record flathead catfish weighing 69.3 pounds, measuring 47 inches long, with a girth of 34.25 inches, caught by angler Marvin Griffin from Santa Rosa County. 

The former state record weighed 63.8 pounds and was caught on the Chattahoochee River in Jackson County in 2016.    


June 13, 2020 - Record rock bass, gigantic carp caught from area waters

(Carefully omits the word "state", to avoid saying "state record", and also omits the name of the state. - ed)

“Holy crow, we have to weigh that one,” Mike Leusch told his son. “We knew the record rock bass for New York state was 1 pound, 15 ounces, caught in 1984. I grabbed my digital scale and the fish was 2.02.”

Father and son took the rock bass to Bay Bridge Sport Shop at the south end of Sodus Bay, where it registered 2.0 pounds on its scale.



August 27, 2020 - North Dakotan lands Montana record chinook salmon at Fort Peck Reservoir

(Carefully omits the word "state" to avoid saying "state record" - ed)

Greg Hauge, a Bismarck, North Dakota, angler, caught the new Montana state record chinook salmon at Fort Peck Reservoir on Sunday. The fish tipped the scales at 32.05 pounds, was 38 1/8 inches long and 26.5 inches around.

It took 29 years to top the Montana state record for an angler-caught chinook salmon at Fort Peck Reservoir.

On Sunday, Bismarck, North Dakota, fisherman Greg Hauge reeled in a 32.05-pounder. The sizable salmon measured 38 1/8 inches long and was a football-ish 26.5 inches in girth.

(The largest chinook salmon in the history of fishing in Montana is merely "sizable". - ed)

The old record, set in October 1991, was a 38-inch chinook that weighed 31.13 pounds. Berkshire, New York, angler Carl Niles reeled in that fat fish. According to a 1992 Montana Standard column, the Montana record for chinook salmon was broken four times in 1990 before Niles got a firm hold on the record.


August 26, 2020 - A man synonymous with the Bismarck airport is now flying high with one of the biggest fish tales ever told in Montana.

"It's not the biggest, but rather is only "one of" the biggest. It's not true, it's a "fish tale". - ed)

On Sunday, August 16th, airport manager Greg Haug reeled in a substantial, super-sized salmon, shattering a 29-year-old “Big Sky Country” record.

(Where the largest Chinook salmon in the history of fishing in Montana is merely "substantial". - ed)

Eventually, he reeled in what he thought was a "pretty darn nice" Chinook salmon.

(Where the largest Chinook salmon in the history of fishing in Montana is merely "pretty darn nice". - ed)

It turns out that “pretty darn nice” Chinook salmon weighed 32.05 pounds.
It was 38.125 inches long and a super thick 26.5 inches in girth.



August 31, 2020 - NEW STATE RECORD BROWN TROUT RECORDED

(Carefully omits the name of the state. "Recorded" allows the subconscious to say "oh, someone must have recorded that incorrectly". - ed)

"Older fish like this that have been out in the lake for many years can appear different, but upon examination, it had all the markings of a brown trout including a box-shaped tail, spot pattern, and white pigmentation inside its mouth," said Haffley.  "Its exciting to see a fish like this, a large female, which we estimate to be at least 6 or 7 years old."

(Wait, what? What percentage of brown trout don't live six or seven years? "brown trout (Salmo trutta)  LIFE SPAN: 18 - 38 years. Common Name: Brown trout." The generational Satanist talking head quoted in the mainstream news article is pretending it was an ancient trout, when in fact it was a young trout, growing larger than ever in all of Pennsylvania fishing history. 

The words "mystery", "baffled" and "puzzled" are memes, used, among numerous similar variants, whenever anyone in the wholly-controlled-and-coopted political, academic, scientific and media establishments wants to lie about, well, basically anything. One of those variants is "excited". That's why Mark said it was "exciting" to see a fish like this. 

The guy lying pathologically about the fish being old is PFBC Fisheries Biologist Mark Haffley. Here's his picture, the guy on the left:


I've included it so you could get a better idea of what a generational Satanist in a position of marginal influence looks like. - ed)

In the presence of PFBC Waterways Conservation Officer Tyler Soety and Deputy WCO Brad Donor, the Brown Trout was weighed on a certified scale, where it was officially recorded at 20 pounds, 9 ounces, exceeding the previous record set in 2000, also by an angler from Erie, by 11 ounces.  Ferraro's fish measured 33.75 inches in length with a girth of 21.125 inches.



(The author of the article used the hedging generality "by 11 ounces" to avoid printing a far-more-impactful percentage, which I was forced to do the math to learn. The new record is 3.5% above the old. Such records are usually broken by tiny margins, as organisms grow in progressively smaller increments as they approach their maximum possible size.

Here the record sat unbroken for twenty years, and then was suddenly broken by a large margin.

There's clearly been some large positive change in the environment of the brook trout in Pennsylvania. 

p.s. "The new record fish easily surpasses the former mark for brown trout. Leroy Patterson of Huntingdon had held the record since 1993 with a 17 lb. 14.5 oz. brown trout he caught in the Raystown Lake spillway."

The Pennsylvania state record brown trout went from 17 pounds, 14.5 ounces in 1993 to 19 pounds, 10 ounces in 2000 (a 9.7% increase), then to 20 pounds, 9 ounces in 2020 (another 3.2% increase).

The state record brown trout in Pennsylvania increased in size by 15% from 1993 to 2020. - ed)




August 26, 2020 - North Dakotan reels in Montana state record fish

“It was a young guy that was working, he saw the weight and said you got a new state record fish.”
It turns out that “pretty darn nice” Chinook salmon weighed 32.05 pounds.
It was 38.125 inches long and a super thick 26.5 inches in girth.



August 26, 2020 - Barkhamsted Woman Reels in Record Fish

It turns out she had a 46-inch long, 29.0-pound Northern Pike on her line.

With the help of the DEEP, Slater found a certified scale at the Berkshire County Store in Norfolk which confirmed the fish tied a state record set back in 1980.


August 26, 2020 - Big Fish! Record-setting flathead catfish caught in Santa Rosa County

(Under the false guise of familiarity, the headline omits the word "state", to avoid saying "state record", and also omits the name of the state. The largest flathead catfish in the history of Florida fishing is merely a "big" fish. The exclamation point is to excite and distract the toddler. - ed)

A fish nearly the size of the man who caught it has been certified as Florida's record-setting flathead catfish.

Biologists at FWC's Blackwater Hatchery near Holt weighed the fish on a certified scale. The previous record-holding catfish catch was caught in 2019 in the same river, weighing 69.3 pounds.









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