Assessment of Terrorism from Slovenia

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Things are getting serious in Europe.

Heightened Security
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats
e.g., Iranians capture British marines) and have raised their security
level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be
raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have
not
been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but
ran
out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody
Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance"
warning
level was during the Great Fire of 1666.

The French government also announced yesterday that it has raised its
terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in
France are “Surrender” and “Collaborate.” The rise was precipitated by
a
recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country’s military capability.

It’s not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and
Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain:
“Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance"
to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two
higher
levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

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