Five Pearls of Scottish Wisdom

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    1. Money cannot buy happiness but…somehow, its more comfortable to
      cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.*****
    1. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.*****
    1. Help a man when he is in trouble & he will remember you when he is
      in trouble again.*****
  • 4.Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.*****

    1. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.****