Five Tips for a Woman

[Carol got this advice in her email box today and agreed to let me post it. ~Don]

Five tips for a woman….

  1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

  2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

  3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to You.

  4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

  5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.

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Reminds me of one of Charlie Sheen’s (paraphrased) lines in the movie, Good Advice: If you can ever find a man like that, he probably already HAS a boyfriend.

~Don

Ahhhh! Sounds like the half-size version of The Hawaiian System, where women had up to 7 husbands, who vied with each other to keep her happy (& so, each other as well). I always told my Ina (mother) I thought this was a very sensible system… Her response was along the lines of (thoughtful)