Let me count the ways:
1 – all the oil drained out of my cars’ engine
2 – work truck suffering contrived breakdowns
3 – somebody actually keeps changing the adjustment strap on my hard hat, making it too small the first time I attempt to put it on (really? ; )
4 – leather work boots cut so water might get in, laces cut too
5 – psychic attacks set up at different work sites all day long (no bother, but jeesh, get a life ; )
6 – $3000 fraudulently charged to my credit card
7 – one email account destroyed
8 – there’s more, but I’m forgetting some now
It’s hard being so irresistible, and I know you bum-pirate lovebirds don’t take rejection very well – but come on now, I’m spoken for already
Mike (not Michelle )
